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 |  Subject: Top ten ways to annoy your waiter  Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:58 pm | |
| Top ten ways to annoy
your waiterFrom the Late Show with David
Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar
tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London
broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for
dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the
chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check. |
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| | Subject: Re: Top ten ways to annoy your waiter Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:11 pm | |
| Some of his top 10's are good some not so good, This 1 is good,lol |
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| | Subject: Re: Top ten ways to annoy your waiter Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:39 pm | |
| Yea I dont find half of his top tens funny especially now. |
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